Doctor’s orders as Zane Cohen shushes media

Dr.Zane Cohen
Reporters are chuckling, and possibly smarting, from their meeting with Dr. Zane Cohen, the colorectal expert who is treating Rob Ford. On Twitter tonight Dr. Cohen is portrayed as an A Type practitioner who was not going to brook any media rowdiness at his news conference. Reporter comments include these:  “No speculation whatsoever and no shouting allowed. Impressive.” Another: “Dr. Zane Cohen takes control of this presser. Shushing reporters, demanding questions come one at a time.” Sun scribbler and Twitter boss-operator Don Peat said simply “Shhh! Who’s next?”  And finally Dexter the Dog has asked in a tweet: “Is there a Zane Cohen parody act yet? Envisioning a combo of Chuck Norris, Edward Scissorhands, and John Houseman in Paper Chase.” Excellent Dexter.